Some gay guy just came floating up to me on the stairs in a night club.
He asked, "Where's the gay room mate?"
I said, "It's straight up there."
He said, "Oh, it must be down stairs then."
Me and the wife are going through a rough patch and living apart for a while - we just ain't on the same wavelength, but I wanted to make an effort for her Birthday. I asked her what she would really like, and within reason, I would get her it.
She hastily said "Seriously I'd be happy if you would just get Lost."
I bought her the whole series on DVD
A man says to his wife "Do you smell that?"
his wife replies "No, I don't smell anything."
the man replies "Neither can I. Now get back in the kitchen and start cooking."
There is a 3 story apartment building. In the apartment building there are 3 families. On the 3rd floor there is a white family, on the 2nd floor there is a Mexican family and on the bottom floor there is a black family. br>
It's 2pm in the afternoon and a tornado hits the building, destroying it. Which family survived?
The white family. Because the parents are working and the kids are at school.
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